Seriously, she is out of control. I think it's because she only has this in her life at the moment, so like all bridezillas, she's throwing herself into it.
I, on the other hand, have about 11 million things on the go, so the wedding planning's been a big thing, but not all-consuming.
We had arguments about the following things yesterday afternoon:
• Buttons
• Belt buckles
• Stockings
• Buttons (again)
• Driving
o GPS
o Direction
o Me using her iPhone while she drives
o iPhone battery
• Buttons (reprise)
• Fabric lengths
o Ties and fabric lengths
o Interfacing
o Text messages
o Text messaging while discussing ties
• Drinking
• Veils
• Drinking too much
• Buttons.
At one point, she actually used the phrase ‘small, tasteful diamante belt buckle’. I politely informed her that I was getting married, not starring in a rap film clip.
Having said that, the entire wedding is being kept entirely retarded. More information when it comes to hand.
15 minutes ago
5 comments:
I feel for you Descovitch. If it helps, our policy was "You give a pay you get a say".
Don't get buttons, get bows. Little ribbon bows to keep it all together. Everyone can donate $20 to the honeymoon to undo one as the reception progresses, the aim being to get one in only ones lingerie and corset by nights end.
Then lose the corset.
But enough about boyfriend, what will we do to you?
What would your mother say if The Boyfriend showed up on the day bearing a small, tasteful diamante belt buckle?
i can't wait to meet the mother x
kerith
RG: Muahahaaa!
TimT: OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT.
K: I can't believe you didn't meet them!!
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