BDSM Clubs!

Oh Em Gee Why Gee. Oh my god, you guys.

Let’s just get right into it. I’m part of a working group to make porn awesome. We had our first meeting. There were a few people I’d met briefly before, but it turns out they were all unspeakably awesome (and perverted, yay!) and we were all on the same page.

The meeting finished around 8pm. I had so much to do. I was getting a lift home, to do said activities. There was much to do. Sensible things, things that couldn’t wait.

But lovers, I’m not made of stone. If you had an amazingly sexy leatherbear GET ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES IN THE MIDDLE OF A JOHNSTON STREET FOOTPATH, TAKE HIS HAT OFF AND GAZE INTO YOUR EYES WHILE HE BEGGED – BEGGED - YOU TO ACCOMPANY THE GROUP TO A FETISH NIGHT, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

So I went to the fetish night with my new friends. Obviously after a quick stop at work to put on another 14 layers of eyeshadow, brush some dry shampoo on my fringe and inhale a can of hairspray.

And it was the happiest place on Earth! Everyone was friendly, polite and respectful. There were suspension bondage scenes! Flogging! Medical play with needles! All sorts of things that were just lovely to watch.

Lots of fun, lots of laughing. A guy tried to cruise me, but I was friendly-yet-offstandish. His vibe was underwhelming.

The awesome bit was scratching a lovely girl as hard as I could, and her loving it. My nails, they are filed to a point for a reason, mmhmm.

The same girl had a brilliant master, this terribly fun gay boy who loved how butch I was when I shared the Leatherbear’s cigar. He let me pull her pigtails as hard as I could. So I did, angling her so she leaned into me. The pleasured whimpers she gave off were intoxicating and, just, charming. ‘You’re such a good girl’, I told her while brushing her fringe out of her eyes, before giving her a reassuring pat.

I got home more energetic than when I’ve had speed. I told Boyfriend about all of it. He listened with polite tolerance, bless him. But I’m so dragging him there next time.

I have got to start being more vicious to people. It really does give me such lovely feelings of wonderfulness.